Music to our ears
We like to think that the avast! voice telling us that our virus database has been updated is almost like a pleasant song, something to cheer us all up, reminding us that nobody needs to sing the PC blues.
So it’s great to know we’re not alone, and that our users also think this way. Here’s an example by “Ferrett Steinmetz,” an Ohio-based writer, who recently tweeted:

A quick read down Mr. Steinmetz’s twitter wall shows similar cleverisms about a large number of subjects. You can follow him on twitter @ferretthimself.
Also, feel free to change your avast! voice or even record your own avast! voices via our avast.com Community pages.

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How can I remove this incredibly ANNOYING audible update. I buy antivirus to get rid of intrusions like this.
@elguano
1. Open your avast! interface
2. Click “Settings”
3. Click “Sounds”
4. Uncheck “Enable avast! sounds”